everyone's favourite white guy!
fanart by me :3
i wish i could explain why i love this silly web series so much… i guess it just brings me a lot of joy. im not even all that into video games! i dont care about scotts opinions that much! but i think hes funny and the characters are silly and i like them :3
this has also been the first fandom where i’ve actually spoken to people and made friends and because of that i think this dumb youtuber will always have a special place in my heart even if i do look back on this with shame! shout out to my wozzer friends heart emoji love you guyssss
"damn is that a monkey with sunglasses??"
my favourite character is probably jeb jab! i tend to flicker between him and terry for my favourites, idk why lol. i have a lot of thoughts about jeb that probably make me look like a crazy person… so i’ll keep it brief here. he’s blorbo from my shows,,, he’s usually the only one to acknowledge the weirdness of the universe he lives in, but that doesn’t make him the straight man - he’s got his own weirdness going on too! hes a freak (affectionate)
hes also the star of my (painfully cringeworthy but fuck it we ball) fanfiction "life in the media dimension"!! read it here!
"now get in line and mourn me!"
canonical ace rep rex mohs!! icon king legend etc. he’s so interesting 2 me. canonically has daddy issues and a god complex, what a mix. an attention seeking compulsive liar who HATES sex. has some history with chet we never learn more about… keep ur secrets… idk i dont even have much to say about him but trust me i am thinking about him
"funerals are where i do business"
next up is terry lesler!! vegan of all time. god. this man has issues god bless him. don’t let his monotone voice fool you his ass is NOT the straight man (even if IRL scott wozniak says he is). this is the only gif i have of him and its part of an inside joke about him being evil - he’s not actually evil, but there’s been a few fics where he’s a hashtag male manipulator shitty boyfriend, which is funny to me. canonically is one of the nicer characters blessim.
"wow, nice. can you teach me how to cry like that?"
now heres target employee!! hes a sweetheart. also deeply, deeply sad. living in the shadow of his dead brother who was friends with the gang before they even met target employee. has probably the most angst fodder (aside from terry) if you take all the jokes at face value
"this just in... nah, this jerry"
ah fuck nearly forgot jerry sorry jerry. i like his mustache
"i HAVE to get laid, i think it'd bump up my credit score"
last but not least, the man himself. everyones favourite unlikable virgin. saved the world. also maybe ended it in a few timelines but dont worry about that. host to the blue border (totally not a metaphor for anything, promise). constantly performing - but for who?
"i know a guy with a NASA shirt, ok? i earned this job!"
chet gets an honorary mention bc his ass is never coming back but still we pray prayer emoji. also i dont have a gif for him ill have 2 go make one EDIT i made one yay thank you picmix
